a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via benwinstagram)

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

(via littlemousling)

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

(via scottydelgados)